i earned my url by only ever rereading specific selected chapters from the first 3 books and pretending i didn't know they made a tv show of it and frankly people just need to respect that
austin {he/she}
1-5: steal
6-10: consume
11-15: master
16-20: battle with
21-25: hoard
26-31: transform intojanuary: anime
february: chocolate
march: knives
april: potatoes
may: flowers
june: seaweed
july: the Declaration of Independence
august: puppies
september: school supplies
october: bones
november: crispy leaves
december: snowflakesIm transforming into bones does that mean im going to die
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