i earned my url by only ever rereading specific selected chapters from the first 3 books and pretending i didn't know they made a tv show of it and frankly people just need to respect that
austin {he/she}
“i was just trying to score a free hawaiian vacation” is, given the context and circumstances in which it is revealed, the absolute funniest villain origin story imaginable
this is making the rounds again and there’s now more than one person in the tags like “wait what is this about what IS the context” and im cracking up. like where do i even start
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