mcntespan:

i have got to say, the lieutenant choices for terror look like they were pulled from the demographic of most dysfunctional thirty-somethings in naval service like you’ve got edward “undiagnosed clinical depression” little, john “gay and homophobic” irving and hodgson, who you think is painfully average until you dig deep enough to discover the vast barrage of religious issues he keeps buried under his wispy and vaguely triangular hairdo

meanwhile on erebus they have to make do with prematurely graying reformed mid-victorian fuckboy dundy, whose most discernible personality trait is being that aunt who goes straight for the buffet table at every quinceañera, because everybody else they hired is dead