owlboxes:

areyougonnabe:

new quiz: how do you meet your end on a doomed expedition to the arctic?

“You died of Scurvy!

Turns out all of the homoerotic longing in the world won’t make Vitamin C manifest itself miraculously in your bloodstream. Your scalp bled, your old wounds opened back up and you suffered a swift decline as malnutrition wreaked havoc on your internal organs. As far as sexy swooning deaths go, it’s no consumption, but it’s almost as good as you’re gonna get out here. May your hair regain its shine and curl in the afterlife forevermore.”