— greyjoy dril

affc:

quellon: please pray for my sons Thursten and Gorse who have just glued themselves to a curtain,

balon: “Is Wario A Libertarian” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

alannys: measure to approve massive depressing statue in the center of town depicting an emaciated mayor carrying a boulder that says “My Sons” on it

aeron: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin

euron: I will tell you this right now: I’m from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally

victarion: if evolution is real, then wh y am i cutting my own hand off

asha: “FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES,” I SAID AS I RIPPED THE FUCKIN DECORATIVE CARDBOARD SKELETON OFF OF THE COMMUNITY CENTERS BULLETIN BOARD

theon: i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in