i earned my url by only ever rereading specific selected chapters from the first 3 books and pretending i didn't know they made a tv show of it and frankly people just need to respect that
austin {he/she}
my life goal, you ask? become captain of a fully functional old-timey pirate ship and sail it after disney cruises at an ominous distance
i project stolen versions of their movies onto my ship’s sails
this is too moderate and i’ve changed my mind. my crew and i are going to steal a warship and sail around the world sinking the yachts of billionaires
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