areyougonnabe:

on behalf of the Terror Fuckability Data Collection Initiative (TFDCI) i am proud to present the results of our first annual survey. 149 respondents contributed to an impressive turnout!

it was a VERY close race, but at the close of polls, your top most fuckable terror characters of 2020 are: 

1. james fitzjames (59.7% of respondents would fuck)
2. silna (59.1% of respondents would fuck)
3. thomas jopson (57.7% of respondents would fuck)
4. edward little (55.7% of respondents would fuck)
5. harry goodsir (53.7% of respondents would fuck)

rounding out our runners-up were francis crozier (53%), solomon tozer (49%) and henry collins (48%). 

due to an unfortunate bureaucratic oversight, tuunbaq was not provided as an option on the poll, however his fuckability was enough to get him the highest showing for any write-in with 7 votes, 4.6% of respondents.

other quality write-ins included: 

• the concept of existential dread
• john lane now that we’re certain he’s not an animatronic
• John Ross (sucks to be me but i’m not kidding)
• James but again
• guy dressed as a mushroom
• fitzjames but pegging only
• Evans 😞
• after we fuck levesconte leaves me to die
• sexy Charles Dickens
• the concept of isolation in a hostile landscape
• This is George Barrow erasure!!
• Diggle and William Wentzall
• Some of these I would only fuck if both of them were there. Three way or bust
• The original Cornelius Hickey
• i wish i could check off blanky twice

use of photographs to increase character recognition will come under strong consideration for the next extremely scientific TFDCI survey. because i truly believe the only reason tommy armitage wasn’t higher on this list was because many unfortunate souls don’t know his name. but that’s fine, more for me :^)

thank you to everyone who voted! xoxo peace out